Hello winkieheads,
Have any of you seen this kid pictured below. He steals my sandwiches. He runs so fast for such a little one. She is a lot like me though. We both talk like you can understand us. We both make stinky potty messes in our diaper. We both like to eat oatmeal. I think that this is me. I am not sure where I am though, but the people who work here won't let me go home. So, leave me alone you winkieheads!! I need a nap.

Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Helen and this is my stinky grandson's way of dealing with my dementia. I know that silly winkiehead loves me even with the dadburn stinkypotty surprises I leave for him. I am excited about something, but I really don't remember what. I am 86 or 8 or 6 I am not sure, but they call me grandma everytime they talk to me. Mercy mod!!! The time sure flies when you are having fun. Was I having fun? Don't tell them others they try to steal my fur when I am not looking. I put that fur on myself. I am not a dog, and I am not a funny monkey. They tell me that guy in the window is just on TV, but he is there from time to time, and he lost his car at the place he went to. I must go because it is time for my nap. See you later winkieheads!